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12 thoughts on “Humor me.”

  1. So I will be the first one with the corny joke, at least it’s finance related.

    How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

    Argh! A Buccaneer!

    K. I will go hide now.

  5. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on a turtle?

    ………

    ………

    ……..

    …….

    “WEEEEE!!”

  7. Love the hipster joke up there.
    I had these gems in a post on Tues:

    Why do potatoes make good detectives?

    Because they keep their eyes peeled.

    What vegetable did Noah not take on the ark?

    Leeks.

  12. Hey TB… I know that joke. But when I heard it, it started with, “Two parrots and a priest walk into a bar…”

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