Personal Finance Rap
Oh my gosh!!!! I totally heart rapping. I think if I had to quit being a special agent, I would make the career change to the music industry. I might be the whitest kid in the neighborhood, but don’t let that fool you. I’m a true gangster…a gangster that loves personal finance that is.
As the year comes to a close, I thought it was only appropriate to end on a good note… another PDITF rap. This is now my fourth production. If you like this one a lot, you might want to scope out the first rap I made for my blog here. I also made a theme song for my boy J. Money at Budgets Are Sexy. ENJOY
Welcome to Punch Debt In The Face
I done did it again
Finance Rap Two…
You may know me as Ninja, some call me a Debt Hater
I’m fluent in personal finance, a true money translator
I’m a power hungry dude, a financial dictator
Don’t try to argue with me I’m the master debater.
I’m 24 years young and a pretty ambitious guy
My friends think I’m crazy, I don’t really know why.
Gonna leave a couple million for my kids when I die
Gettin’ rich is simple, you should give it a try
Don’t worry ya’ll, I’m not very smart
I’m probably better known, for my 4th grade level art
Making stick figures is how I got my start
But it’s not about talent, it’s all about my heart
The Roth IRA is where the party be
It’s got some tax advantages for you and for me
Your contributions grow exponentially
Oh, haha, that growth is tax free
Does your employer hook it up with a 401K
If the answer is yes, start putting money away
Don’t wait another minute, start contributing today
So you’ll live a happy life when you’re wrinkly and gray
Don’t be a douche bag, live with in your means
It’s time to grow up, you’re no longer sixteen.
Buy Levis over Luckies, it’s just a pair of jeans
Class is dismissed, now go make yourself some green
Drop me a line and let me know what you think. I’d love any constructive criticism. Anything in particular you would like me to rap about in future editions? Do you love rap, or does it make you wanna vomit?