I-R-HoorAy, ho, hey, ho.

April 9, 2013

It’s a good thing I have a cousin-in-law that works for a Wells Fargo retail branch. He always fills me in on things I need to know about the companies personal banking products (Girl Ninja and I are WF clients). Normally I’d be all about a local credit union or community bank, but Wells Fargo [...]

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I need a personal assistant

April 7, 2013

So I was driving home last night and the host of the radio show I was listening to proposed a question to all of his listeners. I thought it was kind of an awkward question. This is what he asked: If you could get paid to do something you already do on a regular basis, [...]

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Whoever told you “looks don’t matter” lied.

April 2, 2013

Yesterday I let Girl Ninja paint each of my nails a different color (don’t worry, I still found time to wrestle a pack of wolves and shave my chest hair with a rusted butter knife in between fingers). Check out the finished product… That’s right. I’m reppin’ the light blue, sparkly gold, hot pink, dark [...]

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Net Worth: April 2013

March 31, 2013

Well the last 30 days have been anything but normal  for the Ninja household. I don’t know if you keep up with MANteresting at all, but the media gods had favor on us last week. It started with this BuzzFeed article, which snowballed in to a few dozen more articles being written about us and [...]

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Stalking the stock market.

March 27, 2013

I take a slightly more aggressive approach to saving for retirement than most. For now, 100% of my retirement contributions are invested in various mutual funds. These mutual funds give me partial ownership of thousands of different domestic and foreign companies. At this stage in my life, I don’t see much of a reason to [...]

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It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

March 26, 2013

I can’t go a day without reading a blog post or news article that predicts the end of the United States as we know it. Some people even stocking up on ammunition, bottled water, and canned food, convinced the zombie apocalypse economic Armageddon is coming. I get it. It’s not uncommon for me to hear [...]

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A few pieces of pizza go a long way.

March 24, 2013

Girl Ninja and I do our grocery shopping on Sundays after church. Why we pick this day and time is beyond me. I often forget we are in a Trader Joe’s, because on Sundays it might as well be a zoo. The place is packed. Since we were feeling pretty lazy after running our errands, [...]

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