Don’t tempt me 0% financing, okay tempt me a little.

September 29, 2009

Check it out. Say you are in the market for a really nice flat screen TV (I’m not). You have been saving for the TV for quite some time and have narrowed it down to the exact model you want. You know it’s gonna cost you $3,000 and you think you got everything all figured […]

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Did you know I’m a villain!

September 25, 2009

I found out some pretty exciting news yesterday. I’m a terrible person! Not only am I a crappy human, but I also have a “very appalling attitude.” Earlier this week, I wrote an article “The PF Diet“. If you read the article, it’s pretty clear I hate fat people. I also hate rainbows, puppies, sunshine, […]

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Monthly Expenses: August

September 24, 2009

It’s time, yet again, to update my monthly expenses and give you an intimate look in to this ninja’s spending habits. Most categories were relatively unchanged, except for some exciting blog income and a hell of a lot of cash thrown at my student loan. Read on for all the juicy details… Explanation of Income: […]

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A little look at this Ninja

September 23, 2009

Although I blog anonymously, I still try and put a little personality in to each blog post. If you’ve been following me for a while you probably know I have terrible grammar, I overuse the term “douche bag”, I have no financial credentials, and I’m 50% awesome and 50% awkward. In an attempt to further my […]

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The PF Diet

September 22, 2009

Do you get as frustrated as I get when you see an overweight person excuse their obesity by saying “I tried dieting and it doesn’t work for me.” They are convinced that their genetic makeup is completely different from that of the majority of the human population, and that their DNA somehow gains weight even […]

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The Best Vacations Are Free

September 21, 2009

As you all know, I am currently on a business trip in the Marshal Islands (MI). I’ve been here for three days now, and I have to say, I’m in love. I thought Hawaii was incredible when I was there last week, but it’s got nothing on the MI. I’m looking forward to the next […]

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Aloha, Mahalo, Haiku, Racism

September 18, 2009

I am sitting on the balcony of my hotel in Waikiki and I can’t believe I’m getting paid to be here. I was fortunate enough to get to stay a day in Hawaii in between connecting flights on my way to the Marshall Islands. As I got to my hotel room, I wasn’t quite expecting […]

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