Ninja Rapping

December 23, 2009 · 13 comments

Oh my gosh!!!! I totally heart rapping. I think if I had to quit being a special agent, I would make the career change to the music industry. I might be the whitest kid in the neighborhood, but don’t let that fool you. I’m a true gangster…a gangster that loves personal finance that is.

As the year comes to a close, I thought it was only appropriate to end on a good note… another PDITF rap. This is now my fourth production. You can find the first one here, the second here, third here, and here is the fourth…

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Ah yeah,
Welcome to Punch Debt In The Face
I done did it again
Finance Rap Two…

You may know me as Ninja, some call me a Debt Hater
I’m fluent in personal finance, a true money translator
I’m a power hungry dude, a financial dictator
Don’t try to argue with me I’m the master debater.

I’m 24 years young and a pretty ambitious guy
My friends think I’m crazy, I don’t really know why.
Gonna leave a couple million for my kids when I die
Gettin’ rich is simple, you should give it a try

Don’t worry ya’ll, I’m not very smart
I’m probably better known, for my 4th grade level art
Making stick figures is how I got my start
But it’s not about talent, it’s all about my heart :)

The Roth IRA is where the party be
It’s got some tax advantages for you and for me
Your contributions grow exponentially
Oh, haha, that growth is tax free

Does your employer hook it up with a 401K
If the answer is yes, start putting money away
Don’t wait another minute, start contributing today
So you’ll live a happy life when you’re wrinkly and gray

Don’t be a douche bag, live with in your means
It’s time to grow up, you’re no longer sixteen.
Buy Levis over Luckies, it’s just a pair of jeans
Class is dismissed, now go make yourself some green

Drop me a line and let me know what you think. I’d love any constructive criticism. Anything in particular you would like me to rap about in future editions? Do you love rap, or does it make you wanna vomit?

1 krystalatwork

bahahaha love it!

2 Investing Newbie

You are no Kanye (my fave) or Lil Wayne (my 2nd fave…Weezy F. Baby, please say the baby!!), but I could definitely play this in my room. HAAHAHA. Honestly, if there are Christian Rappers out there, I don't see why there can't be a PF rapper. Another side hustle in the works, hmm?

3 Jeff

Damn you’re sooo hard core. Snoop could never busta rhyme about PF. I’m so down wit it.

No really, nice job. Everyone at work was just wondering what the heck I was just jammin’ too. I just said, “Hey dawgs that’s Punch Debt, droppin’ it old school personal finance style”. Yeah they all laughed at me.

Keep it up…
.-= Jeff´s most recent blog ..Emergency Credit Cards =-.

4 Jessies Money

darn – i can't listen to it at work… so sad.. will have to wait until later on today – if it's anything like the other – i bet it's fantastic!

5 Single Guy Money

Awesome dude! Still bobbing my head.

6 Carrie On The Cheap

LOL!!! That was hilarious!! I love it!! You should make a rap about all the PF bloggers out there!

7 Bucksome Boomer

I'm not a rap fan, but I thought it was great!

8 Bucksome Boomer

I'm not a rap fan, but I thought it was great!

9 the weakonomist

You're such a dork, but I loved it. It needs a chorus though.

10 HighClassLowIncome

HAHAHA! <3 it

11 Financial Samurai

Excellent! Now make 10 more for a CD and sell it to millions, no kidding!

12 SS4BC

I completely agree with the comment about it needing a chorus. Otherwise I enjoyed it. =)

13 Skeet

Love it! Congratulations on your engagement!

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