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Humor me.
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So I will be the first one with the corny joke, at least it’s finance related.
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
Argh! A Buccaneer!
K. I will go hide now.
A priest, a rabbi, and a rope walk into a bar….
That’s all I’ve got.
How did the hipster burn his tongue??………
He drank his coffee before it was cool!
What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit??
Ba..na..na..naaaaaa
What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on a turtle?
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“WEEEEE!!”
Your website was mentioned on Cracked today, hehe.
http://www.cracked.com/article_20011_the-5-most-baffling-things-about-pinterest-explained_p2.html
Love the hipster joke up there.
I had these gems in a post on Tues:
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
What vegetable did Noah not take on the ark?
Leeks.
What did the fish say when he hit the brick wall?
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Dam!
Are you a bulb?
Because my day gets brighter whenever I see you… BOOM!
Are you a bulb?
Because my day gets brighter whenever I see you… BOOM!
Any jokes I know cannot be written on a public forum due to their adult content
Hey TB… I know that joke. But when I heard it, it started with, “Two parrots and a priest walk into a bar…”