Four unconventional ways to make money…

I’m feeling a little spicy today so I thought I would give ya a little PF satire. I hope you enjoy it…

I have been doing a lot of thinking lately about different ways I can make some extra income. I’m not in desperate need for additional cash flow, but am always trying to figure out how to acquire more sources of income. I came up with some gems and thought I would share them with you all. Without further ado, four unconventional ways to bring in the green.

1) Start a Ponzi scheme, but don’t get caught. Wikipedia defines a Ponzi Scheme as a fraudulent investment operation that pays returns to investors from their own money or money paid by subsequent investors rather than from any actual profit earned. If you missed the news in recent months Bernie Madoff ran one of the largest Ponzi Schemes ever. Homeboy made $65 billion by swindling people. If you ever find yourself $50 billion short of that dream house or vacation, starting a Ponzi Scheme my be right up your alley

2) Get in your backyard and start digging. You never know what could be burried back there. Maybe pirates planted treasure in your yard and it’s just waiting to be found. Maybe there is a dead body, that would be weird. Or maybe your development is sitting on top of an oil reservoir, if so you could sell oil on your street corner next to the little girl selling lemonade.

3) Dress up like someone of the opposite sex and then become famous. I wish I would have known throwing on a bra and a pair of panties and acting like a charasmatic black lady would make me rich. RuPaul, as creepy as he/she/it is, turned a free time hobby in to a cash cow.

4) Bioengineer yourself eight babies and then call yourself The Octomom. Seriously who would have thought a human baby mill would go from rags to riches…literally. Mrs. Octomom went from the unemployed life, living with her parents, to getting million dollar offers to be in adult movies (which she declined) and as of April 16th has signed a deal with a UK TV company for a reality TV show deal. Anyone want to birth my 12 children? You can be called The Dodecamom!

So what are you waiting for? I just provided you with four great ways to earn millions. I guarantee you won’t find financial tips like this on another PF blog. Anyone else have any unconventional ways to make money? If so drop me a comment ’cause I would love to hear what you creative folks can come up with.

*This article was written purely for entertainment purposes. Don’t actually attempt to make money using any of these strategies. Why? Because #1 is illegal, #2 is a waste of time, #3 is creepy, and #4 is just plain disturbing.*

5 thoughts on “Four unconventional ways to make money…

  1. You forgot to mention selling drugs to kids or stealing from your parents top drawer 😉

    You could always follow celebs around picking up their discarded trash and/or shaved off hair and selling it on eBay too.

  2. Jesse– Maybe you didn’t read the title of the post, but these are UNCONVENTIONAL ways to make money. Selling drugs to kids is normal for me as I noted in an earlier post.

    I totally like the “selling celebrity garbage” idea though. If lindsey lohan’s boogers sell for a couple thousand I don’t want to know what other body fluids sell for.

  3. @J.Money Was that you I saw on the street corner 😉

    @Punch I just saw that Brittany Spears lost some MORE hair at a recent concert, that will fetch a fair price.

  4. That was awesome.

    I really want to try out #2. I actually did try this out when I was a kid, much to the dismay of my parents. What was I supposed to do? I was convinced that my backyard had ruby deposits that could match those of Burma. As far as I’m concerned no one has yet proven me wrong.

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