Puppy Love

February 4, 2013 · 8 comments

Was catching up on Facebook last night when I saw this status update from a high school guy that has been dating his girlfriend for about two months. Kids say the darndest things.

A few years ago, I decided to make a blog post that resembled a very popular website, PostSecret.com. If you aren’t familiar, PostSecret is a community art project in which random people like you, mail in post cards containing deeply personal confessions. My first post like this, “Share your secret”, remains one of my most popular […]

Deal or no deal?

December 19, 2012 · 19 comments

Let’s play the hypothetical game.  A rich billionaire approaches you and says “I will pay you your current salary for the rest of your life, on the condition you never generate any other income for as long as you live.” This means if you currently make $50,000/year, this billionaire will pay you $50,000/year for the […]

I’ve done this once before, and I thought would be worth doing again. You ever heard a joke like “You know you’re a redneck when… …You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren’t. …You think a 401K is your mother-in law’s bra size …The biggest city you’ve ever been to is Wal-Mart. […]

A rant.

November 18, 2012 · 27 comments

I can’t believe all the crap you women buy. It’s unbelievable. Girl Ninja and I are heading to Palm Desert, CA in a few days for Thanksgiving and we decided to do carry-ons for the short getaway. Since TSA restricts liquids to a maximum of 3oz per object, we had to head to the store to […]

I’m at USAA headquarters in San Antonio, TX for a few days and will have an opportunity to meet some representatives from various departments. Thought I’d give you all an opportunity to use me as a middle-man for any questions you might have for a LARGE financial institution. You tell me, I’ll ask them, and I’ll […]

Whale vomit is gold.

August 29, 2012 · 14 comments

Ever wandered across a beach, only to stumble upon vomit from a whale? Oh you haven’t? Too bad for you. If you had, you might be like 8-year-old Charlie Naysmith who is now $63,000 richer because of it. Apparently sperm whales regurgitate a substance known as ambergris. Ambergris, in case you didn’t know, can make the […]