It’s a good thing the phrase “You are what you eat” isn’t true, otherwise I would be a french fry filled burrito… But I did hear something the other day that I think holds a little more truth. Someone told me if you average out the income of your five closest friends, your income is probably [...]
Tomorrow I blog, today I post stupid video
Good news. I took your advice and spoke with Sister Ninja (who is a computer genius) and she walked me through how to restore my busted Macbook. It turns out my 80GB Hard Drive crapped out. Fifty dollars later, I’m up and kicking with a 250GB new hard drive (self-installed). Saved myself a crap load [...]
Lying is the best policy
Let’s face it. We are all liars. We sometimes say things we don’t mean for the sake of saving face. I was always told honesty is the best policy, but I’m afraid that simply isn’t true. Sometimes ya gotta lie. And here are a few situations where I have.. Babies: Am I the only person [...]
Voice of Ninja
It’s my birthday today. Hitting the big Two-Five. I guess it’s time to have a quarter life crisis Before I do that though, I thought I would share with you all my first podcast interview. It was part of the Unlock Your Wealth Radio program. If you’d like to listen to my interview go to [...]
Don’t forget the smaller things
Fridays are so legit. They give me warm fuzzies inside and make me want to be a happier person. You know what though? I often forget to appreciate some of the smaller things in life. I watched a YouTube video the other day of a guy that was freakin’ out during a “double rainbow” spotting, [...]
10 random questions.
So I moved in yesterday. It was a biotch. The elevators to my complex were shut down due to some epoxy spraying on the ground level. This means I made about Eleventy-billion trips up and down six flights of stairs to get my ‘ish moved in. My back is sore, my legs are tired, I’m [...]
Are you dependent?
Today is moving day!!!! Since, I’m moving out of my current apartment and in to my Ninja Lair I had the cable and internet turned off. That means I’m totally being a wifi whore and stealing internet from one of my neighbors open connections. I’m a criminal. For the first half of the day, I [...]
Thursday Throwback
You know how some sports teams occasionally wear “throwback” jerseys during their games? Well, since they can travel back in time, I figured I could too. Plus, I’m feeling really crappy and am about to pop some pills (medicine, not drugs) and let my white blood cells do work. Today, I’ll be copying and pasting [...]
My mom stole my identity
I’m pretty excited about today’s post because it’s gonna provide some very interesting responses in the comment section below (assuming you leave me a comment that is ). I was browsing the web yesterday and came across this question in a PF forum… My mother has been using my credit cards and has ran up [...]
You know you’re a PFer when….
You ever heard the jokes “You know you’re a (insert blank here) when….”? They go something like this You know you’re a redneck when… …The Salvation Army declines your furniture. …You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65. …The biggest city you’ve ever been to is Wal-Mart. Well, seeing that it’s Friday (and [...]







