So Girl Ninja and I established a rule that we will live on my income and save hers. Since she wants to stay at home with our future kiddos (at least until they start grade school), we figure it’s easiest to pretend her income just doesn’t exist. That way, when it goes away, we wont [...]
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First and foremost, I admit that I totally titled this blog post “Get back in the kitchen woman” primarily for the controversial draw it might bring. Second, yes that makes me a sellout. Third, a more accurate title would be “Get back in the kitchen…if that is where you want to be.” Fourth, Did I [...]
I still can’t figure out why any logical person would want to have kids. I’ve written numerous articles about the cost of having a kid, and the consensus is they are expensive. To try and figure out why most of us want to have kids, I turned to one of my close friends who is [...]
Girl Ninja isn’t even pregnant (sorry Mom-Ninja-in-law), but I’m pretty sure I already hate our unborn children. Or at least, that’s the way society might see it. Don’t get me wrong. I’ll definitely love the heck out of those little ninja’s, but I wont love them enough to jeopardize my and Girl Ninja’s future. In [...]
There are three things in this world that scare the living day lights out of me. Babies, houses, and Pee Wee Herman. Fortunately, I’ll probably never have to face my Pee Wee Herman fear, but I’m 99.5% sure I wont be as lucky in the other two categories. When we first got married, GN and [...]
Life is funny. Actually, scratch that. People are funny. And by funny, I mean annoying. I swear if I hear another person say “When will you have kids” I’m gonna punch this puppy in the face…. Seriously people, I’ve been married less than two months. Give me some room to breath. Can I enjoy the [...]
