So yesterday, I promised you all a post about my wedding. Unfortunately, I can’t write that article for you. My macbook decided to stop working yesterday, so I sit here typing on Mrs. Ninja’s computer. It was working just perfectly yesterday, when it got a little slow, so I restarted it. Only problem was, the [...]
Archive of posts filed under the bitter blogging category.
Murphy Sucks
I hate, hate, hate Murphy. Like seriously hate him. If you don’t know, I’m talking about Murphy’s Law. You know, If something can go wrong, it will. Unfortunately, I experienced this the other day. My bike was stolen. Like straight up jacked. It was the first time I’ve ever had anything taken from me. I [...]
Aren’t you a little young?
Ugh, I swear if another person says “Aren’t you a little young to….” I’m gonna pull down my pants and pee on their shin. That’s right. Their shin. It really is getting a little old. Look people, I get it. You think all 24 year olds are suppose to live with mommy and daddy and [...]
You womenz be crazy
I can’t believe all the crap you women buy. It’s unbelievable. Girl Ninja and I took a trip back up to Seattle a few weeks ago and we decided to only do carry-ons for the short weekend getaway. Well, that apparently ended up being a problem because GN needed to buy travel size products since [...]
San Diego hates me
Okay, maybe I’m being a little dramatic. San Diego doesn’t hate me, but it definitely hates my income. And if you live in San Diego, it hates your income too. I love playing around with Personal Finance calculators and this one does something interesting. It takes your current income in your current hometown and then [...]
Didn’t yo momma raise you better than that?
Don’t be “that” guy. You know, the guy that no one likes. I was out to lunch with some people yesterday when one of them pulled an unconscionable, but all to familiar, move. Any guesses as to what they did? I dread dining out with a large group at a restaurant that doesn’t allow bill [...]
WTF Adulthood?!
If there was one thing I learned upon graduating college, it was this: Adult life is expensive. I’m talking real expensive. What do you mean I have to pay for toilet paper? All these years the roll has always magically been refilled. Are you trying to tell me I’m now responsible for this magic? Fudge, [...]
Punch Puppies In The Face
I know I can’t be the only one around here that hates negativity. In fact, a while back I wrote a blog about how much I want to punch Debbie in the face. Maybe I’m a freak of nature, but I tend to see the “good” in what might appear to be a bad situation. [...]
Have you no morals?
I tweeted on Saturday about an article I read over at The Motley Fool. I am pretty frustrated with the article and think it is worthy content to bring up today. If nothing else, it should at least stir a little bit of controversy in the comment section below. You can find the full article [...]
You’re not broke, you’re stupid
The title of today’s post may be a little harsh, but I’m not one for sugarcoating. If you have been in a coma for the last two years, you may not have noticed the economy is not in the greatest shape. There is no denying many Americans have been affected by the economic downturn, but [...]
