You know how some sports teams occasionally wear “throwback” jerseys during their games? Well, since they can travel back in time, I figured I could too. Plus, I’m feeling really crappy and am about to pop some pills (medicine, not drugs) and let my white blood cells do work. Today, I’ll be copying and pasting [...]
June 2010
Yo yo yo! Quite possibly the most exciting announcement EVER . You’re probably going to want to take a seat before you read this. Are you sitting down yet? Okay good. Today, mi amigos, I would like you all to know, I just popped a cap in Sallie Mae’s a$$ and laid her to rest. [...]
Oh man. I might be going to personal finance hell for this one, but ya gotta at least hear me out. You’ve all heard of the Roth IRA right? You know, it’s a crazy awesome type of Individual Retirement Account. Well, today I would like to introduce you to a new concept. The Roth IRE. [...]
You know who I’m talking about. It’s the 103 year old woman that lives down the street. In a very tiny one bedroom house. She keeps mostly to herself and has 18 cats. Yeah, 18 cats. What you DO know about the “cat lady” is that she uses a garbage bag as a rain jacket. [...]
I can’t believe all the crap you women buy. It’s unbelievable. Girl Ninja and I took a trip back up to Seattle a few weeks ago and we decided to only do carry-ons for the short weekend getaway. Well, that apparently ended up being a problem because GN needed to buy travel size products since [...]
